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Will I be less hung if I sip natural party juice.

Friday eve. The night before our last day of work. It’s so close, we can almost pop the confetti. Must we wait for this magical moment though? Absolutely not, pop the cork. Ugh, that sweet taste of grape containing full-bodied happiness...

How to knock myself out by sundown.

I am so effing tired. A popular phrase that has crossed everyone’s lips at one stage or another. For some, they have this whole sleep thing down pat. They hit the pillow and then it’s lights out until morning. 8 hours plus, plus - unicorns...

How many O’s are in the cookie jar.

Ahh, that elusive femme orgasm that we all know and crave. Some can reach it just about every time they climb aboard, whilst for others, it is a more complex endeavour, but did you know that there was more than one we could be striving for?

Must I forgo the breadbasket.

If it’s not gluten-free then I shan’t be touching it. The gluten-free movement is alive and kicking but what is all the fuss about, as word around town is that those who choose to ghost gluten on a regular basis can form an intolerance?

Am I squirting or is it something else.

Squirting. What a privilege it is to be able to do such a thing. Some turn their noses up and suggest that the nature of the love juice is predominantly urine. What they do not realise is that this slippery nectar is part of the...

Have you had your health shot.

Ladies and gents gather round, there’s a new health shot in town! It’s a little bit spicy, rich in vital nutrients, and completely free of charge. Likely a frigid topic for some, but we think perhaps you should just ‘get down,’ because...

Why am I so effing bloated.

Father Christmas was not quite the look we were going for, yet here we are - a common cry amongst us all. Not to play favourites here, nor discriminate against our male clientele, but allow us to preface, how in the fuck do men avoid abdominal...

Is there more to his pop and say hello.

Well, we can certainly feel it pressed up against our back as the sun rises but what actually causes him to rise? Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the official term used to describe these sunrise salutations...

How coconut pulling can help him and her.

Coconut oil, lauded for its seemingly endless list of benefits, rapidly rose to fame within the health industry. However, unfortunately as is always the case with tall poppies, scrutiny has led to questioning the legitimacy of this prodigy product...

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